day 1

of 30 days without ANY shampoo or soap in my hair.

why, you ask? oh you’re not asking, you’re just calling me a hippie. i totally understand. but i’ll tell you why anyways.

i realized while reading an article recently that anytime someone says they don’t wash their hair i assume they’re:

1. a man

2. a bald woman

3. gross.

so i am going to find out for myself if i’m right. i am not a man or a bald woman or gross, at least right now. and i don’t want to be gross. i have long-ish hair. it gets oily fairly quickly. almost all shampoos irritate my scalp. it peels and itches very easily. but now i’m very curious if cutting out shampoo would actually help that. or if i’ll smell from a mile away. or if my hair will turn into one big nasty dread, which it sort of does if i don’t brush it anyways.

i’m pretty confident this will be a total fail. i am as skeptical as all of you. in a few weeks when there are flies constantly swarming around me and most of my hair has fallen out, i hope you all thank me for sacrificing myself to test some hippie BS.

but if it works, i hope you realize that besides toothpaste, you really don’t need anything that sprout doesn’t make. and then tell me that i’m awesome (for doing this for you, and for making the only skincare you’ll ever need to use… and selling it to you… for cheap).

ps- know that this does not mean you can’t use baking soda and vinegar like i said before. i’m just trying this out also to see if all the hippies are lying liars or not.